See You Aunty

Congratulations!
You've done it again
I feel less like a man,
and more like a tool put through some cruel con,

Pat yourself on the back!
I didn't quite care
if you were here or there
but somehow I do now and I can't figure out how,

You got what you needed!
At least that's how I see it,
you figured me out
and wittoled me down and boy am I down,

I bet you're happy now!
you followed the pattern
I warned you about
you've now reinforced and justified my doubt,

You're the champion!
I know that I'm not
but before you know
just like the rest you'll soon be forgotten,

Congratulations.

An Alan Classic

Here's a folksy little musical number I wrote sometime around October of 2001.

Wakup everyone did you hear the news,
George W Bush is gonna try to use
all our fear so he can abuse
all our freedom and all our rights
Why do we need em?

Wake up now you gotta understand
this is all part of their master plan
to get more money, power, all the above,
forget peace, who the fuck needs love,

Why's it so easy to believe what they say,
On TV, in the newspaper everyday,
But a wiseman like Gore Vidal
couldn't know very much about it at all,

If you buy drugs say hello to prison
and don't forget you support terrorism,
I'll just step out side to gas up my car,
I can't believe what fucking sheep we are,

Oil interest runs our whole damn land,
It's not just a single man,
So get off your ass, don't forget your gun,
We'll show these fuckers how to run.