See You Aunty

Congratulations!
You've done it again
I feel less like a man,
and more like a tool put through some cruel con,

Pat yourself on the back!
I didn't quite care
if you were here or there
but somehow I do now and I can't figure out how,

You got what you needed!
At least that's how I see it,
you figured me out
and wittoled me down and boy am I down,

I bet you're happy now!
you followed the pattern
I warned you about
you've now reinforced and justified my doubt,

You're the champion!
I know that I'm not
but before you know
just like the rest you'll soon be forgotten,

Congratulations.